• A parenting guide that suggests selling human body parts to pay for college
• A job interview through the eyes of a kindergartner
• A rejection letter from Make-A-Wish for a child suffering from swimmer’s ear
• A campaign speech from a politician advocating mass self-destruction
Both pointless and vulgar, Kids Say The Cutest Things When They’re Drunk is a must read for anyone who enjoys sharp humor with a cynical bent.
Praise and Reviews
“This is the best debut publication I’ve ever written!”
An alumnus of Second City’s writing program, Dan has contributed to the writing of several comic plays and many unfinished crossword puzzles. Dan lives in the western suburbs of Chicago with his trophy wife, two children and a dog that barks at drywall.